*First, put the lettuce in the sink. Sit in the sink overnight.
*Add two cups of ground flower
*Next, chop all the vegetarians into little pieces.
*Don’t forget to insult the soup.
*Next, Add a little Buddha and mix it all up.
*Find a suitable bowel to eat it in.
Are you hungry?
Yes.
Why not try my package of Dirty Toes?
Your package of what?
Dirty Toes.
How is that spelled?
T-H-A-T.
No, I meant the Dirty Toes.
I think it’s spelled D-O-R-I-T-O-S.
Do you want one?
No thanks. I’m not hungry now.
At a wedding, the groom lifted the veal of the bride’s face and kissed her.
Rain makes old cars lust. Once they start, there’s no way to make them stop lusting.
I hear California is full of nude peaches.
Other random stuff:
The police were assaulted by angry mops.
The cheerleaders threw up high into the air!
I never liked mushrooms, but now they are starting to grow in me!
Do you like your food? I made it from scratching
I hope these made your day. They made mine.